February 2012
guccimom:
i just watched a one direction music video for the first time and my ears might be bleeding but i wouldn’t mind sitting on some of their faces
January 2012
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Watchteenmale:
Whitney going crazy to Shut Up by the Black Eyed Peas.
the-white-mans-struggle:
Getting down on one knee and asking a girl to be your main bitch.
wwiao:
ill remember 2011 forever as the year i fell in love (with myself)
Watchguccimom:
but how do you initiate something like this
WatchThere’s a fucking cliff hanger!! What was Alexa gonna freaking say! IDK I CAN”T REMEMBER!
guccimom:
literally putting chewed up gum in the hair of all the dumb happy couples showing pda right now get out of my face with that
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Watchguccimom:
I’M CRYING THIS IS OS FUNNY AND GROSS FOJADSKLf
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if I ever manage to sucker some fool into marrying me, he HAS to understand I will only walk down the aisle to Queen’s version of the Wedding March, nothing else will do, no exceptions.
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shorturl:
Fact: Not taking abortion pills can lead to the spawn of Lucifer, son of Satan
incises:
i develop feelings for someone as quickly as i lose them idk
1612th:
i’m an astronaut
tonight i’ll be exploring uranus
greatcaptain replied to your photo: The list of food I wanted last night :(
Ew scratch out king taco. Go to tacos tijuana instead lol
Where is tacos tijuana, cause if anything is better than king taco, I need to know..
sassyblackblogger:
inspiring lil wayne lyrics
almost drowned in the pussy so i swam to her butt
imma pick the world up and imma drop it on your fuckin head
i’m from the ghetto so gimmie my money
seriously want some nutter butters right now..also..
my most favorite picture from the internet
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last night I was laughing at my brother cause lately he’s been pulling out his eyebrows out of anxiety or something and well now he has an empty space in his eyebrow and my mom got all mad about the fact that he pulls it out, so she said “ugh why pull them out if people can see, why not pull on something else!” and then her and my dad started laughing and so then i started...
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