July 2011
June 2011
littlejudepees replied to your post: After a certain hour, I just take my pants off..
you are a fucking turd dude..who does this..i feel like you stole this out of a awkward movie…Ima write a movie about your dumbass now!! lol
haha it real life!! I just like not having pants on
After a certain hour, I just take my pants off..
and I like to cook, no one comes out of their room while I do this.
I fucking run this shit
And I always use tortillas, every single time I cook pantless.
I’ve realized its shit that would probably taste good when you’re stoned, but me I’m just a fattie that likes to eat nonstop!
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
motherclam:
irrelephant11:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
karesti replied to your quote: I only snort my cocaine with hundred dollar…
okay bruno mars;]
lol love meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
“I only snort my cocaine with hundred dollar bills..”
why don't nuns wear bras?
demizdestroyer:
because god supports everything
my mom: where did you wanna go clothes shopping?
me: american apparel
my mom: oh okay, well how about walmart?
Somebody is going to eat my pussy, or I’m going to...
Appreciate what you have, before it turns into...
