May 2011
May 31st
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How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 lmao receive a free car
May 31st
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When people think your celebrity crush is ugly
 ”YOU’RE UGLY.”
May 31st
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May 31st
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May 30th
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Maybe the cutest thing ever
iflywiththestarsandtheskies: yourhaloisslipping: daysofthephoenix: aheartlikememphis: glowmore: awwww.  I have a pool and eleven dogs so seeing one dog save another is heart warming lol
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 29th
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May 29th
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May 28th
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3 tags
May 28th
May 28th
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May 28th
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the videos from the fights at graduation
greatcaptain: got more notes than i expected.. but then again. I wouldnt have expected those fights to happen during summit’s, AB…now thats a different story.  lol I thought A.B. had some ghetto ass mothufuckahs, but I guess we got more class :D
May 27th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
When someone hot walks by me
getzeeffatme: behind their back im like: then they turn around and im all:
May 25th
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May 25th
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That awkward moment when you wanna have sex, but...
May 25th
WatchWatch
LMAO! I loved this episode!!!
May 25th
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May 25th
May 25th
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meet me in montauk: Graduation. →
mistakensteph: I was asked to be part of some video for the graduation ceremony. I have to write something along the lines of “Dear mom and dad, thanks for blah blah blah.” I haven’t started yet. The real problem is that the teacher who asked expects humor from me. If it were up to me, my few sentences would… love it.
May 25th
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That moment when you suddenly smell a strong scent...
wizardkhalifa: who the fuck is smoking and aint ask me?!?!
May 25th
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May 25th
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WatchWatch
OH MY GOD. THIS MIGHT JUST BE THE BEST THING EVER. this is too funny
May 25th
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May 25th
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Jonas Brothers: Nick Jonas will play Link Larkin... →
karesti: Original Broadway stars plus Drew Carey, John Stamos, Nick Jonas set for Bowl’s ‘Hairspray’ Harvey Fierstein and Marissa Jaret Winokur will re-create their Tony-winning roles when the Hollywood Bowl stages the Broadway hit “Hairspray” this summer. Joining them in the cast — which the Bowl…  why did i just jizz my pants… oh wait its because both Nick Jonas and John Stamos will be on...
May 24th
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May 24th
Having sex for the first time.
raymon-osis: jesi-morgan: Expectations: Reality: LOLOL! lol this is all too real!
May 24th
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May 23rd
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