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khl0ekardashian: There is nothing more potent, more dangerous, and more coveted than teenage pussy.
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radiobread2: how i planned to spend new years eve get laid be kissed by cute guy at midnight spend the night with him and or with him at a party and it be cute and fun what it seems like is actually going to happen go to my friend bryans and get trashed then probably go to azure night club drunkly make out with a 40 year old because im lonely
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“Seriously..it fucking baffles me when people dont love me, im perfect, im...”
– LOL (via fransheeskoo)
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“Fuck them, darling, if they just don’t get it.”
– Freddie Mercury (via jaggury)
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i hate when pregnant women think they're god's...
queefnasty: anyone can have unprotected sex it’s nothing special even rats have kids congrats on letting that nigga nut in you you think im gonna open that door for you? nigga you got 4 arms who cares if you don’t get your period for 9 months i never had one
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breelieve: titsforgeezers: nandoq627: titsforgeezers: my new years resolution is gonna be to meet Zac Efron and convince him he should have sex with me. if anyone meets him, point him in this direction ^^^^ for real!! Let’s make this happen :* Help me make my dream come true please  LOL lemme ask Nicholas to hit him up real quick oh my gosh guys thank yuo for helping me <3 
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underaged: May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
Dec 31st
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Soup: Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
kellyoxford: From Arise India Forum: “For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives People grow a lot when they are faced with…
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nandoq627: titsforgeezers: my new years resolution is gonna be to meet Zac Efron and convince him he should have sex with me. if anyone meets him, point him in this direction ^^^^ for real!! Let’s make this happen :* Help me make my dream come true please 
Dec 31st
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my new years resolution is gonna be to meet Zac Efron and convince him he should have sex with me.
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guccimom: i need to trick somebody into being in a relationship with me i want one so bad
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womb-raider: Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
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drop0ut: uarl: Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt  adopt me
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