January 2012
December 2011
khl0ekardashian:
There is nothing more potent, more dangerous, and more coveted than teenage pussy.
radiobread2:
how i planned to spend new years eve
get laid
be kissed by cute guy at midnight
spend the night with him and or with him at a party and it be cute and fun
what it seems like is actually going to happen
go to my friend bryans and get trashed
then probably go to azure night club
drunkly make out with a 40 year old because im lonely
Seriously..it fucking baffles me when people dont love me, im perfect, im...
– LOL (via fransheeskoo)
Fuck them, darling, if they just don’t get it.
– Freddie Mercury (via jaggury)
i hate when pregnant women think they're god's...
queefnasty:
anyone can have unprotected sex
it’s nothing special even rats have kids
congrats on letting that nigga nut in you
you think im gonna open that door for you? nigga you got 4 arms
who cares if you don’t get your period for 9 months i never had one
breelieve:
titsforgeezers:
nandoq627:
titsforgeezers:
my new years resolution is gonna be to meet Zac Efron and convince him he should have sex with me.
if anyone meets him, point him in this direction ^^^^
for real!! Let’s make this happen :* Help me make my dream come true please
LOL lemme ask Nicholas to hit him up real quick
oh my gosh guys thank yuo for helping me <3
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underaged:
May your 2012 be filled with unprotected sex and rampant drug abuse.
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kellyoxford:
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nandoq627:
titsforgeezers:
my new years resolution is gonna be to meet Zac Efron and convince him he should have sex with me.
if anyone meets him, point him in this direction ^^^^
for real!! Let’s make this happen :* Help me make my dream come true please
my new years resolution is gonna be to meet Zac Efron and convince him he should have sex with me.
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guccimom:
i need to trick somebody into being in a relationship with me i want one so bad
womb-raider:
Being the kevin jonas of your group of friends
drop0ut:
uarl:
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
adopt me