Girl: I love you
Boy: Nah chill
No but seriously, why the fuck am I still single? →
is there no one who can handle all of this?
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a...
crypt0rchid: calloutthedead: willinoise: ^lil playa~~ so does this make me a fucked up individual or this is the best thing ever omg
Obama for America: Hi, Tumblr. →
smokeweed-eatyogurt: barackobama: It’s nice to meet you. There are lots of reasons we’re excited to be launching the Obama 2012 campaign’s new Tumblr today. But mostly it’s because we’re looking at this as an opportunity to create something that’s not just ours, but yours, too. We’d like this Tumblr to be a huge… wusgood barack obeezy LEGALIZE WEED MAN!!!
Oh, you had a crush on me before? →
I was crushing on you too, bitch. Now you tell me.
drinkbleachmynigga: brandnew254: OMFG THIS JUST HAPPENED IN THE CLUB what part of the game is this this gmh